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Saturday, April 23, 2022

SpinTunes 19 Round 4 Challenge

This is it, the final competitive round of SpinTunes 19, the round that will give us our Champion. Our last challenge is a two-parter, with both a musical and lyrical element. Here it is:

What Was That Noise?: Write a song which makes creative use of musical drones or pedal points, and whose lyrics make prominent reference to the supernatural.

More information on drones and pedal points. In brief, we're looking for notes or chords that are sustained or repeated for extended periods (not necessarily the entire song) regardless of any harmonic change in the rest of the musical texture.

Examples of songs with drones/pedal points:  

Examples of songs referencing the supernatural:

Submitting Entries:
  • Your entry must be received by Sunday, May 1, 2021 @ 11:59 PM EDTOtherwise it'll be posted as a shadow. Received means that it has to appear in my e-mail inbox (spintunescontest@gmail.com) by the given deadline. I will be going by the time stamp on the e-mail. One minute late is too late.
  • You are allowed and encouraged to submit a draft of your song early just in case something horrible happens and you miss the deadline. Then you can add polish to your song and send in a better version closer to the deadline. The last version received prior to the deadline is your official entry. 
  • Lyrics are mandatory. No instrumentals. Having no lyrics will get you disqualified.
  • SUBMITTING BY EMAIL: Send your file in a format that BandCamp accepts. (.wav or .flac) (at least 16-bit/44.1kHz) Do not send MP3s.
    • Name your file the song's title + your band name, without punctuation.
    • The subject line of the e-mail should identify the challenge and your band's name. Something like this would be fine: "ST19R4 - All the Robots".
    • Include the song lyrics in the body of the e-mail.
    • Include information on anyone that needs credited if you collaborated with someone.
  • ALTERNATE FILE SHARING OPTIONS: If your file is too big for an email attachment, you may email me a link to where I can download the song. The email still needs to land in my inbox by the deadline.
    • If you have a Bandcamp account you can just send me a link to your song if you include all the info I mentioned for emails. Info such as lyrics and song credits can be included in the email or on the song's Bandcamp page. Make sure you have it set as a free download, and have it set so that I don't have to put in an e-mail to download it if you pick this option.
    • You may also use a file sharing service such as DropBox, WeTransfer, Google Drive, etc. Include in the email any required information (such as lyrics) that you couldn't include in the file. Make sure I have permission to download the file, and please follow directions so your file doesn't wind up in my spam or trash folder accidentally.
  • SONG BIOS: In addition to lyrics and any necessary credits, you are welcome to include a "song bio", with any information you feel is useful. This could include your inspiration for the song, citations for any obscure references within the lyrics, an explanation of how your song met the challenge, etc. Some challenges may require you to supply certain info in your song bio. Since the judges are volunteers with lives outside of SpinTunes, song bios can help them zero in on aspects of the song you feel are important. However, if your song requires a multi-paragraph explanation in order to understand and appreciate it, this is probably a sign that it doesn't stand up well on its own, and its ranking may reflect that.
Side Notes:
  • You can send in an entry to SpinTunes 19 without competing. Just tell me it's a "Shadow Song". It will be played at the listening party, but won't be ranked and you might not receive feedback from the judges. Check the FAQ if you don't know what that means. You can even complete past challenges from previous contests. It's a nice way of playing along if you can't commit to the schedule or you just want to get your feet wet.
  • The only other way to get your music played at the LP is to cover "Today's The Day" by Inverse T. Clown or "Right Again" by Mandibles.

Feel free to leave any questions in the comments.

Monday, April 18, 2022

ST19.3 Listening Party and Deadline News

At the deadline for Round 3, I received 11 official entries and one shadow eligible for reinstatement. Welcome back to the competition, Night Sky! Of these 12 competing entries, four will move on to the Final Round.

Join us tonight at 9 pm EDT for Tommy G's Listening Party, where these songs will be debuted. Follow this link: https://youtu.be/2l7PaZsH77Y or use the YouTube player embedded below.

Sunday, April 10, 2022

ST19.2 Results and Album Link

The votes have been counted, and we have our results. With first or second place rankings from every judge, Sober takes the round, followed by Also In Blue in second place and Phlub in third.

The following artists have scored below the elimination threshold, but if Round 3 attrition was anything like Round 2, they might have a shot at reinstatement as long as they submit shadows:

  • Night Sky
  • The Dutch Widows
  • Richard Shakespeare
  • Ominous Ride
  • FireBear

Check out the full results:

RankArtistBGMKNRSPRWTotal
1Sober211228
2Also In Blue3221715
3Phlub4469124
4Hot Pink Halo8345929
5Mandibles11173830
6rackwagon712311437
7Star Bear610158342
8Firefly1091061045
9See-Man-Ski575121847
10chewmeupspitmeout126918550
11Governing Dynamics1114841754
12Dented Bento13131371157
13Melody Klein9518101658
14Night Sky15811131360
15The Dutch Widows14171714668
16Richard Shakespeare171412151270
17Ominous Ride161814161478
18FireBear181616171582

Judges' Reviews:

And the full album is now in ranking order and features delightfully anachronistic album art by Matt "Schoobs" Schubbe. Check it out at Bandcamp by following this link, or listen to the embedded player below.

ST19.2 Reviews and Rankings - Brian Gray

1Mandibles
2Sober
3Also In Blue
4Phlub
5See-Man-Ski
6Star Bear
7rackwagon
8Hot Pink Halo
9Melody Klein
10Firefly
11Governing Dynamics
12chewmeupspitmeout
13Dented Bento
14The Dutch Widows
15Night Sky
16Ominous Ride
17Richard Shakespeare
18FireBear


In round 1, I kept coming back to lyrics that lined up awkwardly, words squished or stumbling, and transitions – mostly into choruses – that fell flat and weak. This round I’m hearing a ton of songs whose lyrics let the music carry them naturally and move from section to section with leading harmonies that bring the listener with them. I’d love to take credit for this and claim that my feedback made a difference, but the humble reality is probably something else. Random variance? Other judges giving feedback that was more impactful than mine? I’m just in a better mood this time around? Who can tell?


In any event, this is an amazing round with maybe a dozen songs that could have cracked my top 5 last time.


Melody Klein - Etude No. 15 - Virtual Descartes


Really anything goes here, once you accept the songwriter has free reign to exercise Descartian skepticism about the “right” way to write a song free of preconceptions. Wacky rhythms (which still aggregate to a regular beat if you can find it), a journey through unconventional harmonies, and effects on the vocals both robotic and a kind of noisy lossiness you wouldn’t expect from a digital environment. So even the virtual Descartes is fractured by the pull of contrasting philosophies and lack of acceptance.


I can’t decide whether this is too long or not. If I’m trying to understand the narrative of the AI piecing through its reality, I get impatient for the next line. On the other hand it’s soothing to listen to for as long as you want it to go, but I space out and no longer hear the words. Hmm.


Richard Shakespeare - Push (Sisyphus The Insurance Clark)


I much prefer the structure of this song to the one you wrote for round 1. 2 stanzas, then a very quick pre-chorus building to a tonic resolution is a time tested way to hook the listener. You do take your time getting there: 33 seconds before the first lyric, another 63 to get to “He shouts”, could be tighter and follow that ancient advice, “don’t bore us, get to the chorus”. The leisurely pace explains why a 2-verse, 2-chorus song with no bridge clocks in at 4:51, but I’ll admit that in the end I was surprised at that figure. It doesn’t feel as long as it is and doesn’t get boring.


I do have to take issue with the lyrical structure. If you mean to make a song that doesn’t rhyme in the verses, don’t tease me by rhyming in the very first stanza, then never again. If you want to rhyme “fist” with “pissed”, I recommend keeping up the scheme throughout the other 3 stanzas.


Star Bear - Nothing


I really appreciate the end, both in its final minor vi and the switch to “I” instead of “we”. The song up to this point in some of my listens comes across as an accusatory “we” that doesn’t include the narrator. Like if someone is giving a speech and asking, “why don’t we care about ‘x’ issue? Why don’t we do something about it?” Clearly by simply asking, the speaker is demonstrating that they do care, so the “we” is disingenuous. By the end your narrator includes himself and brings it back to a personal statement, but maybe a bit late?

Your harmonic leadings work, I like the chorus starting on IV and its lead in. The lyrics are both thoughtful (calling from a phone booth in 1988) and touching (“please stay on the line”). I would suggest cutting some of the verse content to tighten up the narrative, and possibly spreading out the timeline. You’re kind of bunched up in your own lifetime/memory but with a 1910 outlier. So you’re not drawing a long line through history to make a point about humanity, nor are you drawing it through your own personal experience, it’s kind of a grey area.


Dented Bento - Og Go to Safeway


Working out some frustrations, Bento?


I admire the thought put into this, from the serious tone setting at the beginning, to just hinting at the deceit in the line before the chorus, to adding synthesized instruments only when appropriate. The narrative reflects a simple parallel between hunting in pre-historic times and shopping for food now, and does it in a very amusing way. I’m not sure how easily I sit with the bridge turn of the unappreciative family barking complaints, but others may identify and feel this part really rounds out the song.


See-Man-Ski - Ellie


Am I picking up a hint of Crash Test Dummies in that stanza-end bVII-V (“Nova Scotia”)? This song touched me in a way unrelated to the free emotions you borrow from the movie. On one listen I forgot about the movie completely and imagined a couple in the house waiting to die, and it worked. In another, the “couple” is our narrator with a picture of his dead wife (like in the movie), and that works too. Insisting on an emotion counter to what must actually be happening, is very powerful and should be in more songs. Telling the wolf “go, run away, I don’t love you” when it needs to escape, or your children “it’s ok, I’m ready” when on your death bed, or something similar is emotional gold, so your narrator insisting he’s going to fly away to paradise makes us recognize the fear and dread even more.


I do feel there could be some way to run through the narrative more poetically. It comes across in places (like the beginning) a bit dry and straightforward, but by the end everything is on track. And maybe there’s a popularity privilege here? You can write, “early morning, April 4, a shot rings out in the Memphis sky” and have a million fans Google it if you’re U-fucking-2, but here we can’t necessarily be vague and expect people to do the work of assembling a narrative out of fragments. I know I’ve written that way and had judges say, “what the hell is this about?”


rackwagon - Please Like and Subscribe


You definitely get your message across, and it’s a very relatable one. Man, the number of times I check SpinTunes results and I’m lower than I expected to be, only to re-listen to all the other songs and have to acknowledge that the judges were right… damn. That sucks, in no small part because of how hard I worked to craft each line, each transition, each riff and fill. But others were just better.


The mix of orchestral articulations and an 80s-esque feel to the chorus is very listenable. Somehow it’s jarring to me when you specify Soundcloud – instead of just leaving it as “the cloud” – and “Twitch” rather than just your stream. Makes the song locked into a moment in time and may sound strange/amusing in 10 years, plus the words don’t necessarily add to what you’re trying to say, so there’s no compensating value.


Mandibles - The Jester King


Really really digging this; solid rock, intuitive movements and transitions, lyrics that flow well in their setting. In particular I like the decision to have a short, repeated refrain. I myself have difficulty letting go and just repeating a line, but it’s super effective and used in a large number of successful songs, along with the playful variations you add to it as the song finishes up, adding energy repeat by repeat until the end.


When all my rankings shake out, you may end up at the top, you may not. But if you’re further down it won’t be because there’s some fundamental flaw in your songwriting, it would just be that some other song(s) resonated more emotionally. I know I judged you harshly last round, in part for comprehensibility and in part for lyrical flow and scansion. This time around the lyrics sit well in their context, and the narrative is a pleasant kind of vague that doesn’t tease me with feeling I’m supposed to know what you’re talking about. It’s a fine line, I know.


The Dutch Widows - Demolition Order


Hey, this song is really fun! The lyrical rhythm is all over the place, but maybe that’s ok? There are always exceptions to the rules (tell that to your narrator!), so in a song as silly as this, why not have words just fly around like a straw house blown away by a wolf?


I would say that you missed an opportunity to give personality to your narrator. I get the character of a bureaucratic figure who leans on policy to justify any and all actions. But inside, there could be a legit human/wolf, or else why bother tell it from his perspective? How about a feeling of disappointment when the brick house passes inspection? Because inside he really wants to blow down the houses and only pretends it’s all just impersonal following of policy?


Firefly - Dot Dash Dance


Such a sad state of affairs, being stuck inside, trying to get out that all-important cry: Let’s Dance! It calls out a plea for connection in a situation where none is possible, but maybe if the message is received that’s enough? Loving the instrumentation, how the guitars overlay in creative lines behind the vocals; gives it a nice texture and keeps the beat moving forward. And of course a song like this wouldn’t work unless it’s danceable, and it is.


Hot Pink Halo - Going Really Far


Very mellow, very soothing, as if comforting a longtime friend as they pass from one adventure to the next. Possibly because of this there could be more contrast between verse and chorus, but I’m not sure that even involves the songwriting. You could work it all out in production and take the exact same song up a level with something added to the chorus. Hold on… just listened again and I’m thinking where you have the bass playing more staccato in the chorus, why not switch that to the verse? Then the chorus can breath out with full, legato bass, some added high end, and really envelop the vocals, embrace them.


I’m also noticing that as much as this story could be set in the future and involve a literal trip to Venus, it could also just be metaphorical and Tijuana is a world away from his perspective. Bye bye, Phar Lap. You’re 5,000 candles in the wind.


Governing Dynamics - A Traveler’s Journal


Hmm, I’ll get to the music in a bit. First I’m going to take issue with the message and what I see as a spoiled opportunity, but with a disclaimer. I’m Jewish and feel weird even having an opinion on a Christian parable, but in context, I’ve always taken the good Samaritan to be an example about prejudice and treating people as people instead of groups. From the perspective of your narrator – the wounded traveler – it should hit hard to learn that the person who helped him was a Samaritan, and it opens his eyes to his own prejudice and hatred. This song addresses none of that and focuses in on paying it forward. A worthwhile message, of course, but to me not as powerful as I’d have preferred.


Musically, just like last round I draw attention to a lack of contrast between sections. Listening without the words in front of me, the only way I’m able to notice I’m in the chorus is the second time through when I recognize the words repeating.


Sober - The Soldier’s Song


Always a solid foundation to make your narrator a concept, an archetype, and have them describe how they were there in a lot of different situations. I guess “I Write the Songs” was canonically about God, but I always heard it as a muse who influences creativity. And maybe it’s the same thing, depending on your beliefs. Your narrator is “the soldier” as a concept, or is it? Could be the push and pull of history through conflict, or the human desire for glory. And it works very effectively, though I’d have named the song “This Eternal Role”.


Great job.


chewmeupspitmeout - Narcissus and Echo


I don’t know if it’s become a cliché yet – the narcissism awash across social media and inherent in its addiction – but you could have leveraged that more in this song, making it about something more than a reset, retelling of the myth and getting extra value out of its novel setting. With references to both social media and working out in a gym you definitely dip a toe into this pool but stop shy of diving in.


With the slow pace you’ve established, I do struggle to maintain attention in the absence of emotional ups and down reflected in its production. It’s very possible that the song as written could support this kind of journey and all it takes is an engineer. Clearly, you do introduce drums just before 2:30 and drop them out at the end, so some thought went into this, but I think it could be taken further.


Ominous Ride - Allegory of the Echo Chamber


Very clever, using I-vi-IV-V to ground this song in the ‘50s from the beginning, then introducing backup texture to reinforce it after the first chorus. Was that really the chorus? It resolves with the same V-vi that the prechorus uses, leaving the listener with nothing to hang on. For my money, “(I found)/(There is) a place out in the sun” is actually the chorus, and is what a listener will walk away from this song remembering.


Speaking of the line above, that stanza and the others like it are wonderful. The AAAB CCCB rhymes are super effective and keep the listener interested in what’s coming next. Finally, I get the narrative purpose in delving into specifics after the first chorus, but I question how on the nose you are with the examples. Second verses are my bane so I have no good suggestions, but a little more poetry, a little less straight up narration may be called for here.


FireBear - True Love


Oof, having a lot of difficulty with this one. I had such high hopes, both from the source material and how it starts. It sounds SO good, and “there was a girl named Buttercup” gets us off on the right foot. The lack of rhymes doesn’t seem to matter, in large part because of the styling, and have I mentioned how good it sounds?


But the chorus needs to work, and this one just falls flat for me. The lines you took from the movie, I didn’t even think were that profound in situ. When extracted and made the central point of a song, it’s too busy, too many syllables for a repeated line, and the big rhyme to end the chorus is “you”, paired up with “you”. Up above, I compare Sober’s narrator to the one in a Barry Manilow song which rhymes “song” with “songs”. And yes, it bothers me there as well.


Phlub - A Night in Babylon


Holy crap, where’d my absinthe go?


I feel like you’re going to get highs and lows across the judges, and that your ranking from me may be in the middle, but averaging out highs and lows in my own experience as I listen. The music is both adventurous in its meandering, stumbling path through the experience, and lazy in its core composition. The lyrics are poetic in their imagery and metaphor, while completely without any sense of verse. At times this unstructured haze works perfectly, and at others it works at odds with the feel the production presents. I kind of wish I had real advice for you because there’s definitely something good here, but this kind of songwriting is not something I could do well.


Night Sky - Murder on the Greyhound


Now this is a straight shooter narrative that works. I’ve had some criticism of some of these stories that tell their progressions straight out, but I think what they may have been missing is just a quicker tempo. You give us a beat to hang on and feel real movement as the story is told, fending off distraction. The repeated patterns in your stanzas (AAB) work for what they are, and even hide a triplet near rhyme on the last line of each (thieves/intrigue/indeed).


At that point however (2:38) you reach a refrain that functions as a natural bridge, even to the point of getting more meta and less narrative with its message. Great so far. But you kind of used up that IV in the ‘B’ part of the previous pattern, and it’s no longer novel. You need to start this refrain on a major VI or something to give us something different in the bridge, because its primary purpose is to break up the repetitive nature of the song up to this point. Then you can head back into the main theme and end however you like.


Also In Blue - I Know Tom Dooley Done It


And right on the heels of a bouncy tune carrying the narrative, you give me another! Is that a mandolin you’re picking at? Anyway, excellent job with the construction. The chorus does just what I’ve been begging people to do, which is to climax the energy. Fill it with instruments, take it up in pitch, give it impactful lyrics, anything to make it the center of both the listener’s attention and the message of the song. You do all this, as well as the same easygoing lyrical patterns I heard from you 2 weeks ago.


Suggestions here are few. Perhaps group the 6 stanzas before the chorus (and the matching patterned ones after) into 3 pairs, with a melody rising to the 5th in the first of each and down to the tonic for the second. Might make it feel like a more natural flow. And then – and this would be difficult – find a way to get that 6 down to 4. Your bridge at 3:53 does break at a good place, but it’s still after a full song’s worth of content has passed. Then you have another 5 stanzas that could maybe be another 4 instead? 12 lines of narrative total is a lot to take out of a story, not sure if it could be done well, but it’s worth exploring.


Anyway, I love this song; you’re definitely going to be near the top again.


ST19.2 Reviews and Rankings - Matthew Keeler

1Sober
2Also In Blue
3Hot Pink Halo
4Phlub
5Melody Klein
6chewmeupspitmeout
7See-Man-Ski
8Night Sky
9Firefly
10Star Bear
11Mandibles
12rackwagon
13Dented Bento
14Governing Dynamics
14Richard Shakespeare
16FireBear
17The Dutch Widows
18Ominous Ride

Sober, "The Soldier's Song"

Hands down, this is the strongest song of the competition (up to this point). 

Initially, "The Soldier's Song" reminded me of The Chicks' "Travelin' Soldier", Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil", and Stan Rogers' "Northwest Passage" combined and you brought to that musical setting a unique and succinct idea; to sing about every soldier throughout history as if they were one. As the old adage goes, "Write about what you know." A soldier can surely write about soldiering. 

Musically, I know you hear mistakes, but for me, this is a perfect song. There's nothing I would add or take away. 

Interestingly, my wife placed "Also in Blue" ahead of you for this round, mostly due to your vocal fry in the later verses, but I'm a fool for voices with imperfections (Waits, Cocker, Dylan, etc.) so I think your voice imbues this track with more personality and expression than anybody else's. That's just personal taste, though. To each their own. 

This is the only Spintunes song that made me cry. 

Also in Blue, "I Know Tom Dooley Done It" 

Excellent lyrics, thoroughly researched and attentive to both the history of the song and the actual event. A creative retelling of the true storyline set in modern day NYC, fulfilling the anachronism theme. Passionate, bluesy vocals with well-tuned lead and harmony parts. Soulful, earthy guitar and mando arrangement with tight, flat-picked melody and rhythm. Good production quality, simple and clean w/o superfluous effects, all musical components heard. You are definitely the cream of the crop here. 

Some general music criticisms: 

In the mix, the drum set sounds muffled. It just didn’t sound natural. Personally, I don't think percussion is needed. Rather than messing with that whole balancing act, just leave it out. You don't need percussion to have rhythmic drive. Let the roots shine. 

The mandolin is out of tune (this is probably why many people put you behind Sober); however, I think a little differently about intonation. Having an instrument that’s not quite in tune may lend itself well to the traditional sound you were going for. I could have it either way. The old time mandolin recordings I love so much are always out of tune, but you seem to be going for a more modern ‘traditional’ sound, so you should tune it up.

My biggest problem is with the song construction, itself: 

In general, it’s too long, but what should you cut out? Every detail is important to the story. To my ears, you are pushing the limits of good music vs. good storytelling. As fun as the instruments are, the continuity of the narrative would benefit from fewer guitar/mando interludes. You wanted to show off your music chops, but the story demands too much time this time around. Save the instrumentals for a less lyric laden song. 

Unnecessary additions to the basic form also make it too long. Many ballads don’t even have a chorus! I’m not suggesting you should get rid of your awesome chorus, but I think the bridge is unnecessary; rock, modern country, and pop listeners might expect a bridge, but the narrative needs fewer interruptions. Just try to keep the story going. 

Overall, this song was really ambitious. Part of the reason the early Tom Dooley versions oversimplify the story is because the full story tests the limits of the listener’s patience. Over time only the strongest verses remain with ballads like these, and the details get more general or forgotten altogether. As sad as that is for the facts, it makes the song more digestible. 

See-Man-Ski, "Ellie"

Anachronism works better when you move characters into an alternate timeline, not so much when you move an entire timeline into another timeline, or one story into another. 

Combining these two different movies into a single, coherent narrative was doomed from the beginning. The plots are just too different. Although the contrast between sinking and rising is poetic, the stories have nothing to do with one another. If you’re trying to tell me about a sinking ship, you can’t really include a flying house. At the end of the day, it’s impossible to follow both trajectories. You can't honor the emotion or the details of either situation. You end up sounding schizophrenic darting back and forth like this, and it's hard to understand the overall meaning of what you’re talking about. 

Aside from that, the arrangement is beautiful. The piano accompanies but does not overpower the vocal delivery. The subtle string part pushes the verse onward toward the chorus. There are some beautiful, coherent lyrics here, like all of the verse material leading up to the first chorus. The chorus is beautiful, too. “Ellie” plaintively hangs in the air, almost a prayer, at the beginning of each phrase. The emotion of your delivery is effective and believable. 

This song doesn't entirely work as it is, but it's worth saving. If you return to it after the contest, I'd suggest removing all the Up references. Make it entirely about a shipwreck. Instead of choosing the Andrea Gail, though, you might try writing about a shipwreck that hasn't been covered, maybe one from your region. You wouldn't need to change the lyrics much. The circumstances are often similar. You could include local details that you're familiar with (Write about what you know, you know?). 

For some inspiration, check out The Balina Whalers' version of "The Wreck of the Dandenong" on Bandcamp. In the chorus, the dead sailors speak longingly to their loved ones from cold, briny graves, singing "I dream of being warm". Their choruses in that song have the same sort of desperation that yours does. Put yourself there and find your humanity. 

“Ellie”, could be the final prayer of a dying sailor, filled with a desire for deliverance, for a place that’s safe, or for a home where love can be found. This could be a very good song, on par with the best this competition has to offer, but it's not there yet. 

Chewmeupspitmeout, "Narcissus and Echo"

I like the arrangement. "Wych Elm" was a better song, but the mix is better this round. 

That wind effect you like so much really sets the stage for telling a good story. You used something like that in round one, but this is more electronic, so generally, it's cleaner and more in tune instrumentally. 

The vocals are pretty good. It can be difficult to sing quietly with finesse in the upper register, but it seems to be a trademark of yours, somewhat like Robin Pecknold from Fleet Foxes. Keep working on it. The overall effect is moving, but your phrase endings are sometimes flat. The musicality you're going for vocally is ambitious, but I like it. 

Whatever vocal processing you're using almost makes up for intonation problems. It gives the vocals extra pop, crispness, and clarity, too. This is perhaps the best vocal processing of the entire round, far better than last round. Keep it up. 

Lyrically, the narrative is coherent. I understand everything that's being said. The phone and social media taking the place of the reflection in the water is perhaps the best anachronism of the song. That image really sticks, as does the sudden musical push after "hit of dopamine", which is excellent text painting (use of music to demonstrate text). 

I also like that you used falsetto to represent Echo's correspondence to Narcissus. Her small voice is almost lost beneath everything, which is commensurate to Narcissus's apathy towards her. I love it. It's very artistic. 

Overall, your word sounds could be stronger. I'm not speaking about pitch here, but maybe about articulation and word choices (?). Better word rhythms, meter, alliteration of consonants, and internal rhymes within your lines could add a lot to the song's musicality.

Mainly, I'm thinking about how the words feel in the mouth of the listener, because you want to draw them in and have them unconsciously humming or singing along with you. Your phrases aren't that memorable; the story is, but not the words you use to tell it. 

Good lyrics are fun to repeat and easy to internalize. Lyrics shouldn't be so artsy that they jeopardize the flow of the narrative or make it sound unnatural, but they should be intriguing enough to remember. There's always a happy medium to be found. 

Overall, the arrangement, concept, and mix are high points, and the vocal artistry is on its way. At least, you have a clear style of singing that works for you. 

Hot Pink Halo, "Going Really Far"

I really like this song. 

The arrangement is unique, almost minimalistic, like Philip Glass or Steve Reich. None of the components are complex on their own, but they interact in such a way as to create value on the whole. I think the word for that is 'Gestalt', when the whole is greater than the sum of all parts. The way you do this is magical. 

The violins add some interesting texture, initially seeming like a school orchestra tuning up, but then becoming something transcendent and ethereal. The violins actually set the mood for the entire piece. They made the song for me. 

The drum machine and piano join together to create a mechanical time keeper, but this fits in with the scientific theme of the space race idea. So, it’s ethereal, yet very metered, which is strange (but in a good way)! 

Later on, the violins provide basic countermelodies and even a rising scale pattern as the rocket blasts off. That’s great text painting to highlight a peak moment of the song. 

Simultaneously, a news broadcast plays in the background to announce the transition from horse race to moon race, followed by a rocket launching and applause. Stuff just keeps coming. These sounds add to the drama; there’s something to celebrate! 

Overall, I think I was hard on you in the first round. Your vocals are an acquired taste, but they're growing on me. Even so, I still think you need to make them more clear. Communication is key, but your vocal sound is somehow dampened. Take some of the effects off. Let your voice ring out naturally. You sound like you’re speaking through a bad telephone receiver, but I want you to be right in front of me communicating directly.

In any other setting, the mantra "and you're going really far" might get old fast, but it underpins everything you're trying to say here, so I think it works. In general, though, avoid one line choruses. It’s trite and a bit of a cop out. 

Additionally, there are these occasional droning vocal harmonies that seem inhuman in their precision (autotuned?), more like whirring machinery than voices. In this case, it adds to the scientific nature of the space race theme but, again, I think natural sounding vocals are preferable. 

The strangest part of the song is when the horse runs off into the solar system. It’s a stretch for me, but okay. It works in this case because the song is not linear or realistic, but a bit like magic realism. It doesn't make sense, but for this exercise I guess it doesn't need to make sense. It's a collage of images about "going far". Maybe it's a race horse. Maybe it's a space race. Who knows? I don't care. The vehicle doesn't matter, the motion forward does, however, and you capture that so well. This song made me feel like a child watching a space shuttle launch in school again. It was refreshing and inspirational. 

Melody Klein, "Virtual Descartes"

Great concept, a classical philosopher trapped in a machine contemplating the nature of his own existence! Nice! 

Your lyrics once again show deep thinking. Ideas, however, don’t always need to be complex to be profound. Descartes, for example, is pretty lofty material for a song writing contest. Some people get turned off just because he's a philosopher who lived a long time ago. In contrast, think about Bob Marley, who once said, “a baby could understand my lyrics." He was able to speak to people all over the world with simple words. Simplicity can be elegant and profound. 

Electronic musicians always seem to excel at making musical ideas flow like water. Your ideas can be trickling streams or roaring rapids. Consequently, you’re good at arranging, but try to shorten up your next submission so that people unfamiliar with electronica can digest it better. Your compositions can be symphonic like Strauss or Sibelius, but they don't need to take that long. Think of it as a challenge for the competition; accomplish more with less time. 

I can understand your vocals better this round, but you should continue to reduce the effects on your voice. Most likely, this will have direct bearing on whether you continue past the next round. People need to be able to understand your lyrics, without the sheet and without the song bio. Don't rely on those. 

The Mandibles, “The Jester King”

I appreciate the music, it reminds me of Heart or Blue Oyster Cult (i.e. "Godzilla"). Again, I'm not a fan of the lyrics, but the music is pretty good. I really enjoy the guitar work. 

I think you rely too heavily on the metaphor, Jester King = Ukrainian leader to be the draw of the song, though. It almost sounds like you're mocking him when you say "long live the jester king". I'm still trying to decide which side you're on, and there needs to be more than just this metaphor. 

The Feast of Fools is a little more interesting. It sort of holds up allegorically. I’ve heard of the medieval "Feast of Fools", and although being the Ukrainian president isn’t a “once a year” thing, maybe the "Feast of Fools" is the spotlight he's getting from the world press? Okay. I can go with that. Is there some way to make it more obvious? 

This is a good picture you're painting, with functional metaphors and all, but there should be some real world narrative included and details to go along with it. 

Many people will be affected. What does the Ukrainian leader do? How does he make decisions? What are the consequences? Is he loved? Is he hated? Will he triumph in battle? What odds does he face? You haven’t really told us any of that. 

I think letting some concrete events and a basic storyline trickle in here and there would help. There needs to be some sort of interplay between the abstract metaphors and the real world in the song to prove that your observations are true. I know there's always this desire with political songs to make them broad and all-encompassing, so that they continue to be relevant in multiple situations as the world moves. Without the song bio, though, I wouldn't have a clue which world leader you were talking about. There are a lot of fools and jesters running things, now and forever. There needs to be some clearer hints as to who you're talking about. 

Overall, the song should contain all the information necessary for understanding it. This song is not bad, but there are more direct and impactful songs this round. 

Phlub, "A Night in Babylon"

This ranks as one of my favorite song concepts this round. 

Growing up in Toledo, I knew plenty of ravers who would drive up to Detroit to enjoy the Techno scene on a Friday or Saturday night, as long as they were back in a church on a Toledo Sunday morning. Therefore, the idea that a rave (and all the pleasures that come with it) might induce a John of Patmos style spiritual revelation actually doesn't seem that far fetched, and a revelation is an anachronism by definition. Very creative interpretation of the assignment.

Vocally, you remind me of Morrissey (and I don't think you need to "phlub up" your vocals). I can understand everything you're saying, and songs are meant to communicate lyrics. I initially thought the vocals were out of tune at the ends of phrases, but it's hard to say against the shimmery, slightly out of tune background. You break the rules when you make music, so the general expectations for intonation don't necessarily apply. Ironically, though, as I was listening to old Smiths' recordings this week, I found that Morrissey was actually out of tune in some songs, so I think what you're doing sounds fine and, whether you like Morrissey or not, that clean vocal delivery could draw people into the more experimental soundscapes you want to create. I think it was a good choice to keep the vocals clean. 

If you want to strengthen the vocals against the background, you might overlay several unison vocal tracks. I think artists as diverse as James Hetfield (Metallica), Elvis Costello, and Ian MacKaye (Minor Threat/Fugazi) have overlayed vocals in this way, at least on choruses. 

I was really impressed by this entire tune, especially the surprise chord change from verse to chorus. You were among four or five songwriters that I could have ranked in the #2 slot, but at the end of the day, I had to give each of you a different number. 

Rackwagon, "Please Like and Subscribe"

This is an unusual combination of orchestral sounds and 1990s indie rock music, and then to add the dramatic David Bowie-style vocals to boot! I liked all of that. 

My criticism was more about the song concept. The topic was good on its own as a song, but it seemed like an easy way out for the challenge. Yes, it is anachronism to place yourself in the realm of your musical heroes, or to dream of them entering your realm through the endless possibilities of the internet and social media, and yes, especially since everybody's performances are archived for posterity in millions of online libraries on the internet; however, it was a little too general and mundane for me. Even if you say it's Salieri, there's little in the song to tell me that. 

In this round, I found what separated the good from the better was detail. Bringing the specific details of one timeline into another, the more outlandish the juxtaposition, the better, and making the entire thing believable was more difficult and artful than just reporting on the everpresent hunt for approval and self worth via 'press like and subscribe' on the internet. 

Basically, I found your music to be more creative than your song concept, that's all, and there were a lot of songs with more creative concepts that yours. 

The description of the phenomenon is accurate, though.

Star Bear, "Nothing"

The instrumentation isn't bad, but with such a simple background, the song concept and delivery needed to be earthshaking to compete with some of the others. 

Yes, I agree that people have become increasingly callous to the sufferings of others over time. There are many reasons for this, though, and you don't really attempt to understand or explain the reasons behind the problem. You just moralize that people should care more, and you lament the fact that you don't care as much as you should. You did this with about as much resolve as a slice of soppy milk toast. 

Humans, as a species, have been through some of the bloodiest, most devastating conflicts in history since the Spanish Flu pandemic. Every malady, humanitarian crisis, genocide, serial killing spree, government malfeasance, and injustice of the last century and a half has been televised, analyzed, criticized, and monetized in the form of entertainment for the masses to digest and process. These things are not even interesting anymore because they are everywhere, in reality and in our minds. We are bombarded. It seems to be symptomatic of the entropy of the universe. 

Because of this, the social critic in song often does better just picking one or two little things to write a small tune about, rather than going after the entire bloodbath of modern time in one, overly-long guitar strum epic. 

You bit off a little more than you could chew! It's hard for the listener to process so much at once, so even though you spit out a slough of words, you ended up communicating much less than you intended to. 

You need less verse and more repetition to break it up. More choruses, interludes, a bridge…things like that that give time for the listener to process what you are saying. 

Lastly, don't get overly sentimental. The best prescription for apathy is action. Action is pragmatic, not sentimental. It sounds callous, but you need to be as unemotional and stable as a rock to tackle issues such as these. Let the listener get emotional. Like Bob Dylan once said to a magazine reporter (and I paraphrase here) "my songs are images, images like you guys should be printing, like a starving bum eating trash in the gutter next to a well-dressed business man getting out of a limosine." 

You could write an entire song about that image, alone. Don't try to take on the world in one song. You can't do it. 

Firefly, "Dot Dash Dance"

I appreciate that you chose 1980s dance music as the underlying musical canvas for this one. It really fits with the title, and tapping out telegraphy is a sort of dance of the finger. The electronic Morse code signals fit into this framework, too.

The song concept really works as an anachronism, I can imagine Samuel Morse sitting, tapping, tirelessly reaching out to anyone who will listen from Covid quarantine, and even inventing a signal from the "boredom of tapping feet". 

There is little that is technically or critically wrong with this example. It was a good idea. In the end, the music of other entries was just more emotionally moving to me. That's all. I suppose, you could try to engage the heart a little more if you submit again? Music should make a person feel something, and at day's end, I'd rather feel something than understand something. And if you can accomplish both, all the better. 

Governing Dynamics, "A Traveller's Journal"

Not bad. Sounds like U2, particularly in the lyrics and vocals. Dynamically and emotionally, however, you could perhaps have more highs and lows in the melody, more drama. There is little rise and fall, little contrast. Rather, it all kind of even keeled. 

The concept is an anachronism, but it is not readily apparent. I shouldn't need to read a modern dramatisation of the parable of the Good Samaritan to understand where your song's coming from, the meaning should be apparent within the song, itself. 

Don't just expect us to know the parable. Set it all up a little better. Describe the traveller and his journey in more detail. Make the lesson learned more succinct and set it apart somehow from the narrative, musically and conceptually. Talk about the people he meets, add dialogue between the characters, and make the learning of the lesson specific and linear, so we can learn the lesson along with him rather than being told and expected to accept the conclusion. Include more modern details to make sure we understand that it is an anachronism and not just a retelling of the old Bible story. 

Parables are wonderfully written, in that they are specific simple stories with problems and solutions that are allegorical for larger problems and solutions universal to us all, and ultimately, parables point the way towards understanding heaven. This isn't readily apparent in the song. 

Don't get me wrong, this music is great for spiritual contemplation. I love the entire band sound. It's unique. You definitely have your own sound and mood. Now you just need a lyrical and poetic style that is equally your own, one that communicates succinctly and without a doubt. 

Dented Bento, "Og Go to Safeway"

Great lyrics, once again. Your description and details really take me there. It's a movie for my mind, a family comedy.

Musically, I think your vocals work better in a thick texture than this thin, primitivistic one. That works against the caveman vibe you were going for, though, so I don't know… 

I have to say, a band named "Dented Bento" doing a sushi song in the first round led me to believe all Dented Bento songs were going to be based on sushi metaphors. That was my own hangup coming into this round, but you kind of set it up that way, so I was disappointed when I found it not to be the case. 

Once I got past that, though, the supermarket trip, the minivan, the healthy food choices…it's all hilarious. Even after all this time, we're still cavemen trying to provide for our families. 

Ultimately, I just don't think the vocals and the music are on par with many of the other entries this time around. I hope I get to hear another one of your songs, though. They're really quirky and insightful. 

Night Sky, "Murder on the Greyhound" 

Always a pleasure to hear your saxes, friend! Musically, this track reminded me of The Preservation Hall Jazz Band doing "Tootsie Mama is a Big Fine Thing", except if Fred Schneider from the B-52s sang the lead vocals. 

You have an adequate voice, just maybe not for blues, R&B, or jazz. Fred Schneider was able to pair his voice with a music style that fit. You may have jazz in your soul, and your horn reveals it, but I really think another music style would fit your voice better. Maybe try the country/folk thing a bit, something quieter than a jazz band, or maybe just piano behind your voice. 

In general, I find that your vocals lack the energy to compete with your band, especially telling a story this long. It was a good idea, this story, and it fit the assignment, but you needed to either make it more succinct or find a way to vary the dynamics and orchestration of the band. As it is, the band just keeps plugging along, as do the monotonous vocals, which is about as interesting as the typical Greyhound bus trip across country (not nearly as fantastic as the one you're trying to describe here!). 

Sometimes the chorus vocals are noticeably flat, but beyond that, you maybe didn't even need the chorus, at least not this one, which provided little insight or reflection…Think of a verse functioning as an opera's recitative and a chorus as the aria, the verse provides plot development, whereas the chorus inspires reflection and understanding. Or think of the chorus as the thesis statement of an essay, in that it covers the entirety of what is learned in the song in quick synopsis. It should be succinct, necessary, and to the point. Your chorus didn't accomplish either of these things for me, so maybe you don't need one.

You might have been better just doing a sax solo in place of each chorus, but with an interesting break in the groove, like that a cappella tenor break with just handclaps and hollers that Charlie Mingus' does in "Slop", except in miniature form…something, anything to break up those long verses. That, at least, would get the listener engaged again if their mind had wandered away during the verse. 

I don't know. The simple blues of your first round grabbed me more. I think it was better writing, and there were so many good submissions this round. This wasn't bad, but it wasn't great, either. I'm being picky because criticism is worth 10x more than praise in this kind of thing. The reviews are worth more than winning, and we get to hear all these interesting musicians do their thing. I love it. 

The Dutch Widows, "Demolition Order"

I've had this song running through my head throughout this past week, at least the chord progression and the groove. It's a bit like listening to Beach Boy surf music. It's fun and sticks in the ear. 

I don't think your voice necessarily fits this style as well. Your first round song was quiet and contemplative, so the talk-sung vocals with the overseas accent really made me listen. You sounded like a wise sage from far off giving advice, and I leaned in to hear it. In this song, your vocals got lost a bit behind the awesome guitars, and your natural British accent didn't come through as much. High falsetto, like the Beach Boys, might have worked better, at least that's the expectation American pop rock has instilled, but also because, functionally, it would soar over the noise of the band a little better. 

The melody isn't particularly memorable, either, as it just follows the bass line and chord changes. You should have found something that moved against the flow, rhythmically and melodically. That way, it would have stood apart and held its own in the mix. 

Furthermore, there is little build or contrast present. The pattern doesn't change much or build. That doesn't help maintain my interest. I'm fact, for houses being demolished, there's very little drama musically. 

Lyrically, it's fine. I like the handful of culture specific references you included, like cuppa and cooker. You might have researched more language specific to English building codes and laws, as well as more proper nouns denoting officials, policies, and offices. Right now, it sounds like the pigs could be anywhere in the English-speaking world. To me, this isn't necessarily England.

As a band, your playing is well-executed. Everything's in tune and in rhythm. I respect your potential, your creativity, and I might check out some more of your songs online. Thanks for the music, gents! 

Richard Shakespeare, "Push (Sisyphus the Insurance Clerk)" 

The vocals are okay, but overly-ambitious and strained in places. The concept is good but, lyrically, it takes so much time to introduce the array of characters, that you have less time to set up the plot. The musical arrangement, on the other hand, is full of drama and changes in mood. I like the music quite a bit. 

Lyrically, I'm a fan of traditional folk ballads, but as far as rock songs go, these lengthy myths and movies don't translate well. Perhaps it's just a hangup of mine, but the busier and more ambitious the soundscape becomes, the less room there seems to be for complex lyrics and stories. 

Musically, I love your arrangement – the fiddle part, the electric guitar leads, the fingerpicking, and the jazzy seventh chords you often choose – but I find myself listening to the music instead of the story. 

So, this song fulfills the assignment, but there are other songs that make me feel more. This is probably because it was too much to fit into one song, and so beneath the weight of it all, it ended up communicating less. 

Ominous Ride, "Allegory of the Echo Chamber"

Sha-na-na meets ancient Greece. 

While I appreciate and agree with everything you're saying, it's a lot to take in over the course of a single song, and I'm not exactly sure what the anachronism is in the lyrics. There is certainly a dissonance between what those in "the cave" believe and what those with broader experience in the world see and understand, but that's not an anachronism, it's just a disagreement over what facts are. If the anachronism is that the Fox News fans are in Plato's Cave, that's not a place in timeline you're resetting, it's just a metaphor for an echo chamber, and you're explaining it to us. 

Musically, I'm glad I can understand the words (that's not always the case), and it's good to see you have the range to do something other than eighties hair band music. Your voices are in tune. Your instruments are in tune and in rhythm. The levels are agreeable in the mix. My only criticisms are that the melody is annoyingly repetitive, without much drama or dynamics. It would be nice to vary the sections a little more by slowing down, speeding up, or changing volume. The chorus sounds a lot like the verse, for example. 

Firebear, "True Love"

Mighty Mighty Bosstones/N.O.F.X. meets 1980s Rom-Com.

Lyrically, this is just a rehashing of "The Princess Bride" with a couple of Vietnam references to explain Wesley's hiatus. The real action from the storyline is written generally enough to be taken directly from the movie, so the execution of the concept isn't as creative as it probably could have been. 

Musically, this is an excellent pop punk arrangement. It could have been on the radio when I was a kid. It has harmonies in all the right places, ska upstrokes on the guitars, horn lines, great production value, and even a coda section (where Buttercup sings) that is reminiscent of songs I heard back then. 

Razor Brain, "Smoking Hot"

If it wasn't in the Bible, you wouldn't believe it was in the Bible… 

Yes, this is an anachronism of a Bible story set in modern times. 

I wish the story were told with a few more details, but the dialogue is pretty great, recasting ancient conversation into street slang ("Bae"). 

I'm not a fan of the high, whining voices (seems like parody rather than an actual attempt at early metal) but the guitar line interlude really rocks, just like old Black Sabbath. 

The juxtaposition of this music style, "Bae", and a Bible story has me chuckling a bit. 

Hanky Code, "My Shoe"

Yep, this is the shallow truth of how Cinderella would play out in modern times. 

Musically, I'm really impressed by the background vocal harmonies. It adds a lot to the mood. The band is spot on with its driving hard rock style. The lead vocals are understandable and in tune. 

Lyrically, this is like something out out of the Bare Naked Ladies catalogue. There isn't much depth to it, but it's a funny story to tell and think about. 

There isn't much poetry or artfulness to it, but I don't think that's what you were going for, anyway. It's just a fun, tongue-in-cheek modern take on Cinderella. Overall, not that original, but a pretty good party song. Great playing and contemporary lyric references, guys.